SCOOP BLOG 1

Alright, so in order to comply with Pokerstars request. I have come up with my "own" argument why poker should be considered a game of skill rather than a game of luck:

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed judging panel for Pokerstars, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to consider Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with why playing poker is clearly a game of skill? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with why playing poker is a game of skill! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm defending poker, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that Secret Pokerstars Judging room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Pokerstars Judging committee, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must see why playing poker is clearly a game of skill! I have explicitly proven to you the facts, which is why playing poker is clearly a game of skill! I rest my defense.